I’ve heard about The Big Bang Theory. What on earth is the mad dog theory? Calm down, calm down. Do not get agitated. I will explain.
The mad dog theory is about mad dogs. Duh!
Well, dogs are lovely animals. I am very fond of dogs. I love them. My parents love them in limited numbers. So everytime I ask them if I can get one, they very politely tell me that they have one in me and do not need more.
Okay no, this post isn’t about my love for dogs.
The dogs, they seem pretty normal, from the outside. All day, they just screw around here and there doing nothing. But they all, trust me, they all go MAD in the night.
My work timings are a little screwed up. My work goes on till say 12 am or so, and when I return home, there are dogs all the way to welcome me. Thank you Secunderabad Cantonment Board for not taking care of these animals.
Let me describe it for you.
Silence everywhere. Just the sound of my bike. And one earphone plugged in playing Pink Floyd mostly. That’s my ‘when I’m travelling back home’ band. Yes I have such things. :p
I see a group of dogs up ahead.
They’re just lazying around. I am just travelling. We’re ignoring each other. The same way you ignore your ex. :p I had to bring that up didn’t I? :p
Suddenly, the dog realises I am coming. I realise that the dog has realised that I am coming.
I am still ignoring the dogs. But the dogs, well they aren’t ignoring me anymore. They’re looking at me like I owe them money or something.
‘Beeeehaaooouiuww!’ says the dog and all the eight mother fucken assholes start running behind my bike.
Now mind you all this is happening is a matter of seconds. The basterds run after me. Till they think its all cool. Then there is a next set of dogs. And it doesn’t stop until I reach home.
But it ain’t over yet! 😀
So I wanted to get rid of this shit. So what I do now is when the dogs chase me, i stop the bike and take me bike towards them. So almost every night, I end up chasing the dogs.
The secret is, I don’t think they know I will freak out if they chase me back. :p Lets keep it that way.
Lesson learnt: Make your enemy believe you are stronger. Because the day he figures out you aren’t, you’re fucked.
Lol, just kidding, the lesson learnt is every time you’re bored, you can blog and annoy people. :p