Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.
I’d be shipped off from my home, far far away to Uganda.
Where I’d probably meet a female panda named Amanda.
Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.

All I’d eat, is a lot of hay.
All people would love me: straight, bisexual or gay.
Far far away from the world’s propaganda,
Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.
Though IÂ weigh like one,
a Panda is way beyond just the weight.
In the hope of fitness I wander,
Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.
I’d love to be in a Chinese zoo,
where it’s all black and white, and I don’t feel blue.
I’d feel like I’m probably living in a tanda?*
Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.
*When I say tanda, it is a slang for a tribal village. It’s not a Malayali trying to say cold in Hindi.
BOOOMM! :p