March 6, 2022.
7.15 am: The alarm goes off.
7.16 am: The alarm goes off again after snooze time ends.
7.16 am: Stop the alarm. A wakes up B. Another night has gone by and all A has done has streamed random stuff all night.
8.20 am: B asks A if he wants breakfast. A couldn’t care less.
9.14 am: A leaves for office, 9 minutes late than usual.
9.19 am: The house is empty. Absolute silence.
9.42 am: A goes back to the computer table. Opens facebook. Starts scrolling.
9.56 am: Headline on the screen appears. ‘This 96-year-old woman doing Bharatnatyam is the most amazing thing you’ll see today’.
9.59 am: A’s body hits the floor. A bullet shot on the side of his forehead. Life’s left his body.
10:09 am: His Facebook news feed refreshes itself. ’10 reasons your mother isn’t your father’ – another shit article is shared.
Shitformation (n): 1. This means information which is shit, generally anything shared by these generic websites.
2. The shit-formation of the human mind made possible by
Shitformation claims another life.
5.39 pm: Another headline reads, ‘This new word shitformation is taking the….. (generic bull shit continues).’