Sometimes I wish I was a Panda.

Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.

I’d be shipped off from my home, far far away to Uganda.

Where I’d probably meet a female panda named Amanda.

Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.

Why the fuck are they so so happy? :o
Why the fuck are they so so happy? 😮

All I’d eat, is a lot of hay.

All people would love me: straight, bisexual or gay.

Far far away from the world’s propaganda,

Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.

Though I weigh like one,

a Panda is way beyond just the weight.

In the hope of fitness I wander,

Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.

I’d love to be in a Chinese zoo,

where it’s all black and white, and I don’t feel blue.

I’d feel like I’m probably living in a tanda?*

Sometimes I wish, I wish I was a Panda.

*When I say tanda, it is a slang for a tribal village. It’s not a Malayali trying to say cold in Hindi.

BOOOMM! :p

A Bisexual Girlfriend

Well, this might sound absurd to most of you’ll, but then, a bisexual girlfriend is a very interesting concept and from my analysis, it can work out miraculously in favour of your relationship. 😀

It will look something like this! :D
Something like this mayne. This is the only thing i could find on google! :/

Firstly, it is an exciting prospect. (Or atleast, it is to me! ) It will add a whole new angle to your normal boring life. Lets say, your girlfriend knows what exactly you want from her, because it is the exact same thing that she wants from her girlfriend. Isn’t it exciting?! 😀

Secondly, she’ll understand you better. This is because she’ll know what it is like to live with a girl.

It is a boon to long distance relationships. Ask me how?! Even if you’re away, she’s not really missing out on any action. Also, it wouldn’t bother you because it is a ‘girl thing’ in every sense of the word! :p

Just think of the kind of discussions you will have with her. Conversations you’ve never thought of in the wildest of your dreams probably. You’ll have one hell of a life.

Ah, I am jobless and now it is starting to show up on my blog. :p Also, i would say, this is just for fun, there is no need to take any offense. Feminists, Pseudo feminists, human right activists, intellects, please, cool down! :p