Movie murderers

We Hyderabadis, though are a very proud race and believe that we are the best in everything we do, we are unarguably one of the worst movie watchers. This, mind you, isn’t a reaction of one incident. Infact it is a response to the loads of incidents over a period of one year.

I remember when i went to watch Race 2 (yes i watched it and i have no clue why), a typical Hyderabadi guy sitting beside me was not only spitting paan throughout the movie, but also was spitting out the dialogues and scenes before they appeared on screen. To add to this, he shouted out ‘baingan’ every 10 minutes thinking that it would make him cool. As if this wasn’t enough, he elbowed every time he said that and laughed with his red teeth as if looking for acknowledgement.

You only wish it is this silent.
You only wish it is this silent.

The movie wasn’t great anyway so it wasn’t much of an issue. But i had a real tough time watching The Conjuring. “Kya yaaro, pinde ka haarar, kamdy philam dikhri merku” was all i could hear. Bloody son of a bitch! He spoke throughout the film, I wonder why? How does it help them?

Is this a kind of internship that they get a certificate for? Or are they part of Utorrent’s outreach team, that discourages people to watch movies in theater and download them? Whatever it is, it remains beyond my understanding.

I do not say that having fun in the theater is bad. Well, we pay to have fun. But ruining other’s movie watching experience isn’t a good thing to do. All baingan ke baata! :p


A Bisexual Girlfriend

Well, this might sound absurd to most of you’ll, but then, a bisexual girlfriend is a very interesting concept and from my analysis, it can work out miraculously in favour of your relationship. 😀

It will look something like this! :D
Something like this mayne. This is the only thing i could find on google! :/

Firstly, it is an exciting prospect. (Or atleast, it is to me! ) It will add a whole new angle to your normal boring life. Lets say, your girlfriend knows what exactly you want from her, because it is the exact same thing that she wants from her girlfriend. Isn’t it exciting?! 😀

Secondly, she’ll understand you better. This is because she’ll know what it is like to live with a girl.

It is a boon to long distance relationships. Ask me how?! Even if you’re away, she’s not really missing out on any action. Also, it wouldn’t bother you because it is a ‘girl thing’ in every sense of the word! :p

Just think of the kind of discussions you will have with her. Conversations you’ve never thought of in the wildest of your dreams probably. You’ll have one hell of a life.

Ah, I am jobless and now it is starting to show up on my blog. :p Also, i would say, this is just for fun, there is no need to take any offense. Feminists, Pseudo feminists, human right activists, intellects, please, cool down! :p